SAINT SKELETORS' DAY!
Saint Skeletors day is held on February 15th of every year. It is celebrated in order to spite those lovestruck, idiotic couples, of whom which the males dole out candy, jewelry, fancy dinner reservations and sweet nothings to their lovers' ears, and the females distribute the only commodity they really have in this world: sex.
Simply put, St. Skeletor Day’s purposes are:
1) The destruction of "lurrve"
2) The destruction of lame and cheesy greeting cards
3) The destruction of people with boyfriends/girlfriends
